1. You don't want to be judged for your looks; we don't want to be judged for our wallets. Unless
we're ugly and have lots of money. Then it's OK.
2. You're not the only person who likes to be called "sexy."
3. Saying "I love you" is a major step in a man's life. That's why we wait for you to take that step
first.
4. We are not being cheap when we make $35,000 a year and can't afford to pay every single
date. We are merely being practical.
5. A guy who spends too much time in the gym is making up for something else that's lacking.
Unfortunately, you can't figure out what it is until it's too late.
6. Don't get mad at us because we don't remember what you were wearing on our first date, or
the angle of the light during our first kiss. We were probably drunk.
7. You're good in bed if you make us feel like stallions.
8. Jealousy isn't a sign that you love us more, it's a sign that you trust us less.
9. Hanging up on us is a surefire way to make sure we go to bed mad.
10. We're sorry. Whatever it is, we're sorry.
